Wylam and District Churches

 

BLT

Every Thursday in term-time from 12.30 - 12.55

A fantastic lunch-time club at Wylam First School run by our Ecumenical Children & Youth Worker.  Come and join us for 25 minutes of songs, stories, PPTs and games.  Kids, please ask your parents to sign a Consent Form available from the School office.

 


 

x:site North East

6-8pm January 22nd

Will be held at a new venue - the church of St John the Evangelist, Kingston Park.  For drivers, the postcode is NE3 2HB. The church is also close to Kingston Park Metro station.  Future dates for X:site North East are:

March 19th

May 14th.

Follow link to x:site North East for further information.

 


 

Holiday Club 2011

SPACE SAVERS

31st August - 2nd September 2011

at Wylam Methodist Church

Come and be part of the fun at this years Holiday Club.  Put the date on you family calendar now!!

 


 

Fish Bus comes to WylamFish Bus

It was great to see so many of you at the FISH BUS on Wednesday 14th April in the car park of the Methodist Church. Everyone enjoyed the puppets, games, music and sunshine. Thank you Edinburgh Faith Mission. 

  


 

Here are some jokes from Holiday Club 2009

Why was Six afraid of Seven?    Cos Seven eight Nine!

 

What did one pebble say to the other?   I wish I was a little boulder!

 

What exercise can bananas do?   The Splits.

 

What kind of bee is hard to understand?   A mumble bee.

 

Which insect can tell the time?  A Clockroach

 

How do bees get to school?   On the buzz.

 

How do bees brush their hair?  With a honeycomb.

 

What do sea monsters have for lunch?  Fish & Ships

 

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cockerel?   A cockle poodle doo!

2 packets of crisps were in a car. They asked 2 packets of crisps who were walking if they wanted a lift. "No thanks, we're Walker's"                               

 

What's a monster's favourite game?   Swallow the leader.

 

Why you don't play games in the jungle?  Because there's too many cheetahs.

 

Which fish is always signing autographs?   A STARfish!

 

What fish gobbles up its victims 2 by 2?   Noah's Shark.

 

What fish is always asleep?   A kipper.

 

What is a goalkeeper's favourite lunch?  Beans on Post.

What do you call a fish with no eyes?   A fsh

 Kev Cool

 Kev Cool says thank you for your jokes!

 Have a look at some more photos of Seaside Rock here.

 

 "Don't let anyone look down on you because you are young, but set an example for the believers in speech, in life, in love, in faith and in purity" 1 Timothy 4: 12