Wylam and District Churches

For Children

"Don't let anyone look down on you because you are young, but set an example for the believers in speech, in life, in love, in faith and in purity" 1 Timothy 4: 12

WELCOME TO WYLAM & DISTRICT CHURCHES' CHILDREN'S PAGE.

 

It was great to see so many of you at the FISH BUS on Wednesday 14th April in the car park of the Methodist Church. Everyone enjoyed the puppets, games, music and sunshine. Thank you Edinburgh Faith Mission. Fish Bus

 

 

 

 

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Here are some of the jokes that you wrote and placed in Kev Cool's Cool Box at the Holiday Club:

Why was Six afraid of Seven?    Cos Seven eight Nine! (by Isabel)

What did one pebble say to the other?   I wish I was a little boulder!

What exercise can bananas do?   The Splits.

What kind of bee is hard to understand?   A mumble bee.

Which insect can tell the time?  A Clockroach

How do bees get to school?   On the buzz.

How do bees brush their hair?  With a honeycomb.

What do sea monsters have for lunch?  Fish & Ships

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cockerel?   A cockle poodle doo!

2 packets of crisps were in a car. They asked 2 packets of crisps who were walking if they wanted a lift. "No thanks, we're Walker's"                               (by Daniel in the Seaswimmer's Rock Pool)

What's a monster's favourite game?   Swallow the leader.

Why you don't play games in the jungle?  Because there's too many cheetahs.

Which fish is always signing autographs?   A STARfish!

What fish gobbles up its victims 2 by 2?   Noah's Shark.

What fish is always asleep?   A kipper.

What is a goalkeeper's favourite lunch?  Beans on Post.

What do you call a fish with no eyes?   A fsh

 Kev Cool

 Kev Cool says thank you for your jokes!

 Have a look at some more photos of Seaside Rock here.